Pasttime olympics
The Olympics must stay pure to its history.
The Paralympics is a great innovation that should also stay.
This idea is that there be a Third Olympics, something like a Pastime Olympics where people compete to see who is best at stuff that people are doing all around the world that is not athletic or that they are doing all over the world today, not just 150 years ago. For example:
high speed accurate texting
memorising pi
playing chess
playing fortnite
scissors paper rock
speed reading
best cooked rice
fasted to fall asleep on a couch
pickleball
happiest puppy dog
best backflip (ok some of these aren't pastimes)
just to name a few.
The thing is, Olympics brings people of the world together to have fun, and we need more of that.
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