Thank you future generations for accepting a life of stress, so that I do not need to stress today. For dealing with seawater swirling around your kitchen floor so that my power bill this year is not slightly higher than last year's. For tolerating mass migration of populations reliant on the Himalayan glaciers to your doorstep so that I can drive to work and not catch a bus. For accepting frequent hurricanes and bushfires and shortages of seafood, so that I can fly to the other side of the world for a one week holiday whenever I like. For tolerating eco collapse so that I do not have to think about change. To my great great grandchildren: you have been absolutely brilliant. Best regards, 2024.