One year old Jasper Cookie of Mullitover, an Irish/Solvienian satellite city/state, gave a keynote speech the the United Nations this week: "I believe all people are good, and most conspiracies that suggest they are not are born of misplaced fear; All people in the world are, generally, caring for their own health, welfare and security and also for that of others; Because of the sheer number of people in the world and the technology that people have created, despite our general goodwill towards one another, as citizens of our global community we nevertheless need some rules based order, lest others cause us harm intentionally or unintentionally (cyber, climate, warfare, disease); So, when I look around as a one year old, I say where the fook is the global rules based order that we one years old need to safely grow up? Adults get your shit together, please."